Me 'n' Her #9

Her:  Did you eat your orange?

Me:  No. I was going to have a grapefruit, but I had donuts instead.

Me 'n' Her #8

Her:  You're boring.

Me 'n' Her #6

Me:  That look doesn't work on me anymore.

Her:  Yes it does. It works on everybody.

Me ‘n’ Her #5

Me: Look what I got in the mail today!

Her: You can’t sleep with it.

Me 'n' Her - #4

In a hotel:

Me: I forgot my deodorant.

Her: You can use mine.

Me: I can't use yours, it's pink!

Her: Take your pick.  Pink, or Stink.

Me 'n' Her - #3

After a long day in the shop, on the way to the shower -

Me: I'm going to hose myself off.

Her:  Please do!

Me 'n' Her - #2

Her:  I think I would like to buy a basket or something to put those cushions in.

Me:  How about I make a nice wooden box instead?

Her:  I suppose.  ... But it has to look nice!

Me:  What is that supposed to mean?!

Her:  Well...

Me 'n' Her - #1

Her:  "What do you think of a cabinet that hangs on the wall?"

Me:  "The last time I suggested that, you said you hated those."

Her:  "I hate wall cabinets.  That's different!"